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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
So they tried
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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